random stupid thought: it would be hard as hell to apply eye makeup if you had only one eye.

i went out to lunch with stan today. why in hell did i miss him even a little bit? what an ass. i don't understand why he even asks me to do things.

i'm going to get something pierced. i haven't decided exactly what yet. not my nipple, not my labia, not my tongue, not my bellybutton. no no no.

i am itching to redesign this page.

(oh yeah! i just remembered a dream i had. stan was pissing all over me as though his penis was a watergun! jesus christ!)